dudes this blog is sophisticated as fuck okay

If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:

jiidesu:

niicolodean:

  • call you names
  • tell you weird and personal details about myself
  • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
  • type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

  • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
  • share funny photos from my tumblr dash
  • actually tell you when i’m upset 
  • try to make conversation with you 
  • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
  • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 
strangelykatie:

Princess Mononoke print!

strangelykatie:

Princess Mononoke print!

Dolce Gabbana ss14 + hair colors | inspired by (+)

(Source: imsebastainstan)

bakerstreetsdoctor:

fefaklainer:

luhleti:

overprotective parents raise the best liars.

but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot

image

(Source: rollingstomes)

  • ♂ =  I am a boy who has a crush on you
  • ♀ = I am a girl who has a crush on you
  • () = I am a nonbinary/genderqueer person who has a crush on you
  • * = just delete your tumblr already
  • æ = Post a picture of yourself
  • $ = You’re awesome
  • # = I love your blog
  • @ = You’re beautiful
  • + = i hate you.
  • % = You’re ugly
  • <3 = I want to fuck you
  • & = I wish we were close
  • ~ = I wish we were friends in real life
  • ? = I relate to a lot of the same things you go through 
  • ! = You inspire me

(Source: withoutmeyouwouldbenothing)

busket:

stunningpicture:

Perfectly timed wedding photo

so she’s marrying a shark in disguise right

busket:

stunningpicture:

Perfectly timed wedding photo

so she’s marrying a shark in disguise right

When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth.

—Jess C. Scott, The Intern (via buckyjerk-barnes)

(Source: hazwaters)

pablocazares:

How To Deal With A Crush

pablocazares:

How To Deal With A Crush

wakeuplikethis:

60ibs-to-go:

I think I love this a little too much.

#HOWITSHOULDBE

#WHYDONTWEEXPECTTHATENDING

(Source: inourfamilyportrait)