dudes this blog is sophisticated as fuck okay

noctstiel:

all of these are correct

(Source: winchesterhaven)

fuckinq:

i’m the type of person who will miss you to death but won’t do anything about it because i don’t want to seem like the desperate one

monicalewinsky1996:

retr0philia:

yeah you called me cute, but like

did you mean cute as in puppy cute

or cute as in frick frack tickity tack take off your panties

I hope none of you ever get laid

we-are-shawarma:

secretsofaginger:

Actual Disney Princess: Lupita Nyong’o

STOP BEING SO PRETTY I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT

(Source: girlannachronism)

bobbyhoying:

*makes typo*

*deletes typo*

*realize i like the aesthetic the typo gave to what i said so i put the typo back in*

nahnichan:

『80年のダイジェスト』

(Source: vine.co)

  • Me watching a movie: this would be better if it had less heterosexuals

upworthy:

I Was Ready To Be Offended By This ‘Ray Rice Makeup Tutorial,’ Until She Put On Her Foundation

The footage of former Ravens running back Ray Rice punching his then-fiancée in the face started a much-needed conversation about domestic violence. This comedian took a completely different approach with a “Ray Rice Inspired Makeup Tutorial” that could’ve gone so incredibly wrong but instead gets it so so right.

squided:

lenkagamin-e:

squided:

It’s almost fall you know that means we will all be needing some

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dont bring this back

I waited an entire year to make this post.  It’s coming back.

(Source: squided)

natawhat:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

babygoatsandfriends:

Koalas having an argument.

if you have never heard a koala noise before, here is yr chance

they sound like fuzzy bike horns